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Friday, January 25, 2013

Movie Reviews: 'Hansel and Gretel' Attempts Horror, Action, Comedy—Fails at All Three

Find movie reviews and showtimes for theaters in Burnsville, Apple Valley and Rosemount.

Editor's Note: All reviews and information aggregated from Moviefone and RottenTomatoes. Want to catch a movie this weekend? Here is Patch's roundup of movies playing at the three theaters in the south metro: Burnsville's Paragon Odyssey 15, Marcus Rosemount Cinema, Apple Valley’s Carmike Cinema and Great Clips IMAX Theatre at the Minnesota Zoo. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters One sentence plot: After getting a taste for blood as children, Hansel (Renner) and Gretel (Arterton) have become the ultimate vigilantes, hell bent on retribution. Moviefone viewer score: 91 Reviews: "High-concept pitch or no, the movie doesn’t really work. They were shooting for sort of a witch-hunting 'Zombieland,' an F-bomb-riddled 'Van Helsing' packed with …

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